Comedy Open Mic ·#39 - Accurate Blow

I do not remember exactly how it happened, I just remember that Jhon Lennon was still alive

My maternal grandmother Inés, was visiting my homeland in Barquisimeto, I think it was the last time she did it since it was very difficult to get her out of the pleasant climate of Maracaibo where she had lived for at least 100 years.

I have always been very bad at eating, how sick as a bird and apart from that, how very slow. Unlike my brothers who devoured food, I always stayed alone at the kitchen table, finishing eating.

One day we went to the center of Barquisimeto to take my grandmother out of shopping, we stopped near a restaurant that sold fast food

I always walked ahead, that made me feel the alpha male silver lomo that took care of his mother and approaching the restaurant, a innkeeper put on a table outside the room a salad of cabbage, carrot and I do not know what more scratched. As the most difficult thing for me was eating salad, it always seemed like rabbit food, it seemed like the perfect opportunity to make my grandmother believe that I had good taste for salads and I had the brilliant idea of ​​leaning towards the plate as bowing and I started to stick out my tongue like a dog when you show him a bone with meat.

I do not know how I kept my balance when my mother, embarrassed by my action, spread me an accurate blow. "Keep walking the reed boy, perhaps you do not have food in the house so you can be watching like a dog in the street" ... So with tears in my eyes and without understanding why my grace had not been celebrated, my tragic walk continued that day.

For this round @kkkkkl and @beturrio

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