Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 33 : Your Horror Movie Cliche

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago (edited)

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In a world of tv entertainment where people literally scream their guts out from moving pictures shown on a screen. Humans will subject themselves to the overlords of scary entertainement.

Are you not entertained?

Strap in into the movie genre that cashes out in millions of dollars from milking out the worst and gruesome kind of killing and deaths

  • Bad Acting:

its no news that the saw franchise kicked off with poor low budget movie with poor acting that got people going crazy and nuts form more horror to feed the brain cells. Guess what? They delivered with more SAW cause you saw it all.

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  • Long silence

Usually characteristic with building up tension especially in the dark. Characters will be panting so hard like they gonna have an asthma attack for real till a suddenly sound knocks your heart to pump. My advice keep horror movies away from people with high blood pressure.

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  • The House

Centered around a house most of the time that you wonder what exactly are the real estate companies doing selling a property with long history of whatever.
Houses that stand out creepy and of course shows that when buying or taking a property do your research properly so you don't go disturbing a ghost in its resting place.

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  • Moving furniture

This never gets old. A chair will move by itself or a table or both when its getting to the final act of the ghost or demon thereby scattering everything. One question Do people buy properties with all the old furniture that comes with them?

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  • Light bulbs

Exploding light bulbs or any light materials. Ghost surely like to stay in the dark. So if you have light bubs blowing uo in your home, who you gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS.
Please don't ever call those jokers leave it to the professional brothers: Sam and Dean Winchester

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  • Fogs

There's always creepy fog. Hmmm that's just very convenient

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  • Creepy Clock

Tick tock tick tock the ghost goes scrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! HAHAHA! . For real, the clock either stops working or just conveniently sounds louder than keeps ticking in a sinister way.

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  • Creepy crawl Spaces, cellars and basement

This certainly shows how ghost moves through the walls and how they are conveniently ever seen in the house unless they wanna be seen

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  • Creepy History

Which they never learn from or run away the minute they realize that this is the hell hole.

  • Screams and Questions

This is exactly why we are here. For the scream energy (Monsters inc). And of course the 2 questions you hear in every Horror movie genre.

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What Happened?

Are you okay?

  • Finally, Doors

Doors opening slowly making squeaky sounds, doors getting locked and doors getting slammed.

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Hey guys if you know any horror movie cliche feel free to drop it in the comment section.

Cheers

I nominate @mistakili & @josediccus
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How about the creepy ass kid who could fix everything if he’d just open is damn mouth but they just sit there and look stupid while everyone is getting chased by ghosts.

How about the creepy ass kid who could fix everything if he’d just open is damn mouth but they just sit there and look stupid while everyone is getting chased by ghosts.

How about the creepy ass kid who could fix everything if he’d just open is damn mouth but they just sit there and look stupid while everyone is getting chased by ghosts.

Exactly , that's the most annoying part.

You should always identify the dumb blonde with big tits first and then stay far away from her. She dies first.
I hope the upvotes from my new trail helped
-doomsdaychassis .

hahaha, yeah sure thanks for the upvote.

Also, the black dude should also be avoided. There's a high chance he will not survive

The best character (the butchering psychopath) is defeated. My date goes to the restroom and does not comeback. Popcorn stuck in teeth.

All cliche' moments for me.

How about that guy that lives halfway across the country but knows all the answers?

Hahaha cliche classic...

Hahaha.. Badt guy!

Lol, na so

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