Khloe and Kourtney use the "R word." (round 24)

Outrage over Khloe using the “R word!" That’s right, “rich!”
Fans of the white power-family, the KKKKK (Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kylie, and Kendall) have expressed outrage over Khloe’s recent use of the “R” word in a live video stream.
I decided to investigate and did what every good fake journalist does: I took to the streets!

“Sir, what do you think about Khloe using the “R Word” in a live stream?”
“What stream are you talking about?”
“The Instagram stream.”
“Never heard of it.”
“That’s ok I can show you where to find it.”
“Nah, I already has my favorite fishin’ spot, and I catch my trout limit every day. Don’t stand in the road, I almost ran you over.”

Well, moving on: I approached my next member of the public!

“Ma’am, what do you think about Khloe using the “R Word” recently?
“Are you lost, son?”
“No, ma’am. Not yet, at least.”
“Can’t you see I got cows in the trailer?”
“Oh that’s wonderful! What are their names?”
“Tri-tip, sirloin, and hamburger.”
“That’s so funny! So what do you think of the KKKKK family member Khloe using the R word?”
“Boy I have a loaded .45 in the door, and I will shoot you if you take one more step.”

It was getting hot outside! I found my next John Doe driving his John Deere.

“Sir, what do you think of Khloe and Kourtney using the R Word?”
“Are you lost, son? I gots the triple A if you broke down.”
“No sir, but I was wondering if you were watching the video of Khloe and Kourtney using the R word?”
“Fella, it’s pretty fucking queer to walk up to a stranger and ask him to watch porn with you.”
“No, it’s a TV show, you can watch them on E.”
“What do you mean, “Watch the money?””
“Ha-ha-ha, no watch them on E!”
“You laughing at me, boy?”
“No, sir, I just…”
“Out of the road, you gonna get run over.”

Maybe a new approach? Journalism is hard.

“Ma’am, do you watch the Entertainment network?”
“Is that on the television?”
“Yes, ma’am it is.”
“My husband shot the television back in 2009 when Brett Favre signed with the Vikings, and we haven’t had one since.”
“Thank you, have a nice day.”
“Emma, now that’s a boy that needs a girlfriend.”

So apparently it’s a little harder to do street journalism when you live on a country road.
Never mind, I took to Twitter and found all the outrage that had sparked the outcry across every media outlet headline!

Internetting is hard.

The artwork is my own, created using the app Procreate.
I made up the twitter posts. But who knows, maybe there are actually users with those names, I didn't check.
If so, please don't bother asking @ buttlikekim about plastic surgery they will most likely be confused.
If anyone is wondering where the inspiration came from: no, I don't follow the Kardashians, but for some reason I can't escape news blurbs about them and there was an actual "scandal" about them using the "R word" toward each other.

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