Hey Human, Love me Please! - Comedy Open Mic Round 20

in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

How it looks like new Steemit users want to get an upvote from the whales.

"Thank you for the post, please upvote me."

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I nominate @valth and @bekirsolak.

#punchline #funny #joke #comedy
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     6 years ago 

    I'm putting on a monkey costume to meet girls

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     6 years ago 

    buys monkey costume...

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     6 years ago 

    That's what my bot keeps saying to me.

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     6 years ago 

    that is basically my 'wife give me a massage' move

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     6 years ago 

    especially when she is in her period.

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     6 years ago 

    And then we kiss ass all day

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