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RE: A is for Artichoke :: Vegetable Discovery Series :: Comedy Open Mic Round 18
Oh man, this is me with funky fruits. I'll buy something ridiculous, like a prickly pear, and then, 18 hours later, after spitting up gravel onto a paper plate covered in fruit blood, I've had about 1/2 oz. of prickly pear flesh.
The part about bitter fluids was just toooooo much XD
But you're right though. It has "choke" in the name. I don't think God wanted us eating that.
It's like:
Jesus: And this is a pukecumber. Don't eat it, it makes you puke.
Adam: eats it
Jesus: I called it pukecumber so you wouldn't-
Adam: pukes on Jesus
Jesus: You need a wife, man.
I feel when fruits and vegetables were being created, God had to call in sick that day, and Satan was the fill-in. And thus, prickly pears, artichokes, pomegranates, and brussel sprouts came into being.
Holy frick, poms are good, but they look like the gore special effects for a splatterstick Peter Jackson movie. I'm like "Oh Pom, what have I done?" as I dig out its gory remains.
I read that as you saying porns are good, and I was thinking like yeah, true, but I wouldn't admit it in public.
Anyway. Yea. Poms are good too.
Oh noooo XD