My Final Poo - ComedyOpenMic First Entry - Round 19

So I had a question and I wanted to know if anyone else has ever thought the same thing. Do you ever have this desire to let someone know that you dislike them but can't seem to find a way to express such feelings?

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I do

My problem is that I can't always muster up the courage to let them know. Some things are just better left untold, you know? I mean, I don't want to live on knowing that I truly hurt this person, or maybe they'll have some crazy vendetta against me.

My solution in the form of a question because I don't know if it can be done but I think it can.

^{And that is to let them know after I die that way I don't have to live with the guilt}

Can you have your last poop shipped to someone when you die?
^{No letter needed, I think the smelly gift would say it all!}

You know....you shit yourself when you die. So that one.

Like, can it be put in my will or something?

People on deathrow are given a choice for their last meal, kinda like that one guy who requested his last meal be a child. So I don't think this is too much to ask for. ^{I dont want to believe snopes}

^{This leaves me with a bunch of other questions actually.}

Who will colect my poo when I die?
How can I ensure that my poo will be delivered promptly?
How would I even know that it was delivered promptly?
Is there anyone that's dead that could possibly answer just the one above?

^{Something to ponder}
I would want to eat something crazy to make the gift extra special, but how can I foresee my death?
O.O "Oh snap, I'm gonna die tomorrow - Let me prepare my 'death plate'".

I wonder what deathrow inmates would think of this question, since they can request their last meal?

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