Comedy Open Mic Round 41 - Oh Snap It's a Steemit Rap

Fuck what ya heard, Imma gangsta steemit nerd. Streamin bloggin postin even when I'm beamin turds.

From the toilet to the chair, I'm steemin hard and I just don't care. It's the fuckin Steemit rap, so clap your hands and ignore the marketcap. It'll rise again my friend so just keep your head up and get back to the fap, those are the facts so if you dont know now you know I ain't never gon' relax!

Plagiarists are just the laziest, good for nothing fakes they are the shadiest. Makes a witness have to babysit, they cry but he flagged your shitpost to aid/assist!

Abusers gettin paid to shit sharing dookie on their page a bit and all it took was a trade to bid.

Bots call the shots on the trending page while your thoughts get lost, buried by sending links hidden on the wallet stage, for your proof-of-brain to see. But it's plain to see, you can't change me, cause I'mma be a steemer for life!

Be original and you'll make it, matter fact you'll not just earn the crypto but you'll take it. There's no need to fake it just share your thoughts you can even do it naked.

Just make sure to close the curtains, cause for certain you'll scare another person.

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I'mma throw my llf arms up when I tell you to die bitch, cause I am ear the awesome one. How did I become a sea 'o lucky charms and got to be judged by a Pechiche? Oh mena!

Please, join the clowntest. I nominate @joelkruger and @joelkruger's split personality to make an entry. Hey he said he has a split personality. Split personality lives matter too don't they? ARE THEY NOT PEOPLE?!

Okay, then I also nominate @disguarpe to participate cause he's like my long lost COME buddy ( I said COME not CUM! STFU!) ^{no homo}

When I joined Steemit I made the decision to always Power-Up my earnings. For now, payouts are set to 50/50 but you bet I will convert & Power Up! Besides internal transfers, I have never cashed out and don't plan on it! Power-Up only!

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