The Junk Tracker: COM24 First Entry

If you take a quick look around your environment, you'll see the effects of science and man's perpetual evolution in it's application that we call technology. From our handheld mobile phones to automobiles, refrigerators to the state of the art artificial intelligence found in sex dolls, it is clear that humans constantly find ways to improve.
Just as humans have evolved technologically, so have our relationship with each other, social media has reduced the need for physical conversations and the internet as a whole has seemingly brought the World closer. Relationships previously built on trust now require proof of trust from both parties; long phone conversations, video calls and the likes are the modern day version of proving ones loyalty to their spouse/partner. My careful study into this issue led me to initiate this project that will in effect revolutionise relationships forever, by creating more loyal partners.

Name Of Product: Junk Tracker( JT 69BDSM 5000)

Overview: The JT tracker will combine already available technology from penis pedometer and penis tracker to devastatingly accurate effect.

penis pedometer
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external penis tracker

The JT tracker will be ingested by the man in the relationship and are carefully designed to latch on to the active neural portions of the man's innards, his brain balls.

The JT tracker will have a simple external rechargable battery operated handheld guage that activates and deactivates the ingested nanites.
The JT tracker will be wirelessly linked to the phone of both individuals to receive cheating alerts

Operation:
The JT tracker is a self activated wirless broadband male cheater detector that will revolutionise relationships with a simple design and easy to understand operation. No longer will women/homosexuals have to worry about what their significant other is doing with his penis.
The dickabyte unit was designed to measure the penal activities of a man. The average dickabyte used by one man daily(without sex) is within the range of 50-80kilodicks(kD) and these variance occurs due to NPT sleep and duration of sleep.

The JT is designed to send alerts for the man depending on his average daily dickabyte usage that will be immediately evaluated by the efficient nanites, five seconds after attachment to the testicles( This dickabyte reading can also be used to check for penal related health issues).

Extra:
For a few extra bucks, the JT shocker can be included. The JT shocker is designed to "shock away any erection" as we like to say. The JTshocker accesory will send a small shock of 20V to the genitals of the potential/already cheating individual to ensure that his junk is in check.

Reviews from some satisfied Users of the Prototype:
Here's what some of our users are saying
@take5: "thank you @belemo for this wonderful initiative, my husband doesn't make business trips anymore."
@diebitch: "this product is awesome, both my husband and boyfried have been extremely loyal."
@dj123: "This product has literally been a shocking success"
@karensuestudios: "I travel around the world with a mind at ease"
Of course not all our customers were pleased
@idikuci: "Fuck you assholes"
@holybranches: e no go better for you"
@amirtheawesome1: "Your shock roasted my goat lover"
@trumpman: "Why do i keep getting shocked everytime Bitcoin value rises?"

We appreciate all your reviews. We're currently working on a software to detect female cheaters but the number of variables involved has been our major setback.
Price of Product: The Junk Tracker( JT 69BDSM 5000) will cost 500 steem at the current exchange value while the 20v(volts) shocker addition will cost a further 100steem..

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