Comedy Open Mic - Round 6

Things found in cracks

'Twas a dreary night the tension was high in PAL Chat over on Discord. Somebody had just got hacked. Artsy was talking as usual suddenly she dropped from chat this was unusual but here is the tale of how she dug in a crack.

Artsy sat in her house typing and colouring. she set her pencils down to full out type because there was a straight up shit storm going on. When chat had tamed a bit she picked up her pencils but one went missing Shit where did it go she thought to herself Then she thought it must be in the crack of the couch. Digging was the only way to find this little bastard runaway pencil. That's when Artsy felt something unusual and cold in her couch. What in the living fuck? This thing feels weird. This is being grabbed fuck my pencil Artsy thought to herself. She had a bit of a struggle but when she pulled it out she realized her pals in PAL where having a bit of a panic. She quietly typed at first she had found a horseshoe. They had missed it though and in the flurry of typing the second time. She said YOU GUYS I FOUND A HORSESHOE IN MY COUCH. The whole chat was confused about this horseshoe and how it got into her couch. Artsy proclaimed it had been missing at least 4 years and that had she been digging for a pencil. The one guy went full Scottish and was dying in one corner. He didn't believe Artsy. Aye I did a find a horseshoe and here it is.

I want to thank @comedyopenmic and the people who keep it going. I also would like to nimnate @dflo and @clayboyn since they were both there that night.