Nothing! The shower, dear Steemians, is the place where great ideas originate. Yes, yes, good ideas also come out while shitting, but in the shower is where the best ideas come from; but ask Einstein, who one day decided to take an apples shower and the first pfff! He had his fucking idea.

The shower is also a kind of place to repair people. You know, you go in there looking at you like Frankenstein's monster and you go out just as fucked up, but at least you smell like a cherub. Shit! That should help something. Not?

In the shower is where you get rid of all the fucking body hair, maybe this time your wife feels encouraged to suck it. If after looking like a baboon ass, the bitch still does not want to do you the favor, in the shower, you will enjoy the aquatic intimacy to masturbate to help you cope with the day and the best part is that in the end you do not have to clean anything. The shower is great.

It was in the shower that I tried to have a romantic moment with that girl that I loved. I remember that I ended up on the floor more open than the turkey of the Christmas dinner after a setback. That was not my best idea, I sure had it one day while I was shitting...

In Venezuela, the shower is the best place to curse Nicolás Maduro's son of a bitch. And is that the mother's mind comes out with feeling from your soapy ass after the water and light is gone. The thing was more or less like this: DAMN MADURO COÑO E 'TU MADREEE!!!

It is a very comforting experience. It helps you release bad vibes, you know?

The shower? The shower is the maximum.

I nomine to @betavirosis @jonsnoww