COMEDYOPENMIC ROUND #38 HOW TO
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Practice fuckin makes perfect! Fuck I hate corny sayings, why do they always have to come true? Is it why almost every fuckin corny saying has it's own variant in all other languages?(Don't look it up.) Fuck, are we all corny? I know I am but what are you?
Yes, again. - by Comfreak - Pixabay.com, CCO
Anywho, how the fuck do you start an article? Stupid rain trying to mess up my plans. Oh well, means I can zone out even longer. Now where the fuck did I put that coffee? Owh, there you are.
Gulps, gulps. Gulps, gulps.
Ahhh!! Fuck I'd missed you my poop made laxative, glad you could join me today.
Happy to be here.
Like I said earlier, I'm kind of out practice, hope your shitposting game as strong as ever, and that you're still willing to help me leave my mark on this planet..?
Raw, raw thunder roar,
Grant us your tantrums
as we decimate the foes
That embraced not
Our shitstorms.
... Kind of douchy and nonsensical... I love it! I love it and I'm so fuckin riled up right now!!
Man you're so easy! But tell me, why so much swearing? Not that I mind, just that it's usually my thing.
Oh yeah. Well, I've heard that when it comes to learning a new language, mastering the art of swearing can help one improve even faster. Or something like that.
So?
So I assume it's the same when it comes to cursive, or cryptic cursive markdown in our case. And I thought that since all my muses had also been curving me as of late, it only seemed appropriate.
What, cursing?
Yeah.
...And you call me nonsensical. Smh, but I digress. What does cursive actually mean anyway? Do you even know or it's just the pretentious word of the day?
Well ye...Arrrgh!! For fuck sake what is it with you and only throwing me curve balls!?!
😂😂 You know, you'll probably need more curse words if you want your cursive or whatever to ever get any better. Fuckin amateur!!😂
Gaswere, fuck works just fine!!
Gas...?
Gaswere; It's a curse word in my native tongue meaning "go fuck", or more precisely, it wishes the talkee to get laid.
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Yes, I also don't get why it's considered an insult. But at least now you can have some fuckin informed fuckin when you finally visit the country. That is if you ever manage to survive being out of my head. Anywho, you're fuckin welcome!
... Gaswere!
Hehehe Thanks, but you still did piss me off, so off to number 2 I fuckin go!!
No wait, not yet! WAIT!!
Sorry but your usefulness has run it's course.
NOOOOooooo...
SPLASH!!
I nominate @belemo and @holybranches to make entries for this week's round of comedyopenmic.
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