If Jeff Foxworthy was an Arab (Fan Fiction) - COM Entry 1
I’ve always been a fan of Jeff Foxworthy and always wondered how would his acts would be if he was an Arab.
Civilized People Vs Arab
Civilized people buy a car that fits them in
Arabs fit into what they get
Civilized people get TV properly
Arabs use kitchen supplies
Civilized people change their cars if it’s beyond fixing
Arabs manage
When civilized people move to a new house they get enough trucks to fit their stuff or make round trips
Arabs do it all at once no matter what
Civilized people know everything they need to know about women running in elections
Arabs don’t even know what they look like
Civilized people buy fancy stuff
Arabs make what they have fancy
Civilized people get tickets for parking illegally
Arabs get something else
Finally Arabs fight graffiti with more graffiti
Translation for writing in red : Please don’t write on the wall
Translation for writing in black : No problem
You Might Be An Arab
If you put your 5 kids in the trunk of the car for a family trip: you might be an Arab
If your idea of children safety is closing the door of that trunk: you might be an Arab.
If a goat is both a dinner and a temporary girlfriend: you might be an Arab
If your cousins are the same from both family sides: you might be an Arab
If your wife’s vagina looks the same as a hairy man’s rash armpits: you might be an Arab
If your idea of a fancy hangout is 2 sandwiches and a coke at the local falafel place: you might be an Arab.
If your aunt offers you to marry her 16 years old daughter: you might an Arab...... I guess it also you might be a redneck as well.
Redneck, brownneck, blackneck, whiteneck... a global rainbow of necks.
What the hell was that thing in the car? It looks like a big air conditioning unit or something.
Funny post. I love the graffiti.
that graffiti killed me
Sh.t I'm an Arab.. I have got more than one symptom
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How can the soul of man be this evil? what dis Arab did to you to deserve such wickedness?