Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 35
Hello @comedyopenmic, this is my presentation for your enthusiastic contest
A fright in the library
It was after six o'clock in the afternoon, when everyone left the Library, there was only the curator of the collection of Books and Rare Manuscripts, a man who by his appearance seemed to be part of the collection of rare objects that were in his custody.
Already the watchman was about to pay all the lights as a sign that the working day was over, when this man of dark and gloomy appearance approached the corridor looking to the left wing and shouted in terror.
Then the guard ran to help him and when he asked what had happened to him, he replied:
I saw something horrible, very small eyes were looking at me and when I approached to identify him he threw a liquid at my face.
The guard turned on the lights and said, "Don't worry, it's a bat that peed on your face.
Good luck to all of you and many thanks to the judges.
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Hi aiskelzurita,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
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