There is a lot of trouble in the world these days: COM #34
I've been watching well-dressed people on television, and they tell me I need to be worried.
But I'm not worried. Buy my manifesto, "Flat Earth--Flat Beer--Flat Women," and find out why.
Thank you.
I nominate all of you to go vote for Steem here: http://contest.gonetcoins.com/ I don't ask for much: a Comedy Open Mic judge bribe here and there... but well dressed people on the Internet say this will help. So do it, please.
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Hi @acolucky,
Thanks for bringing me memories of flatland. Nothing to worry here in Seoul everything is normal. The earth is hilly but the rest is flat.
I don't which of those flat scenarios is the worst but they all make me pretty pissed off.
Lol, you're right, it's better to stand on a flat surface, haha
I would buy it but I'm flat busted.