On Gifs and Pics: Comedy Open Mic #23: Entry Two

Some of you notice that I do not always use visuals in my posts: (insert gif of scrolling and indecipherable matrix-like text.)

I wonder if this is annoying: (insert gif of a guy running a metal garden rake across an electrified black board.)

But I am old fashioned: (insert pic of WWII era man awkwardly holding open a door for the prostitute he just jazzed.)

I like when my imagination does the work: (insert gif of a man bench pressing a large woman into a hayloft for some rural good time.)

And I assume the same imagination from those who read my posts: (insert pic of two curved penises forming a heart.)

Not that I am against gifs or pics: (insert gif of a bike race playing in reverse with the word “backpedaling” scrolled across the bottom.)

I simply prefer the power of the written word (insert pic of whiskey bottle.)

Thank you for understanding (insert pic of double middle fingers forming a heart.)

I nominate @ripleyx and @jaichai to enter a piece into this humor contest.