A Poetic List of Things That Happen When it Gets Cold in Minnesota: Comedy Open Mic #38
Ice scraper scrapes.
Stick shift sticks.
Nose juice loosens like oil.
Tire slide through Highway 10.
Car horns and white exhaust.
Middle finger in a mitten.
Penis retreats like a tortoise head.
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Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
just like that, haha
I love the old mitten middle finger.
It's a classic.
Is this a story from Siberia?
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