Wiggle of Ear - Comedy Open Mic Round # 19

Can you wiggle your ear without touching it?

i googled it and found thats probably 10-20% of total population who can wiggle their ear. I choose this subject wiggle ear because i can do wiggle my ear. From my very childhood as far i remember i was able to do it. At childhood i did not know that everyone can not do it.

At childhood once i was reading and wiggling my ear for no reason.
One of my relative watch this and said 'How you wiggle your ear without touching it?'. I asked 'Can't you do this?'. 'No!' she replied.

That day i came to know its not a regular thing for everyone. In the mean time i observed that many animals do this and its regular for their kind like goat, cow. I saw people mixed much salt in cow's food. This was Similar of my food behavior that i too took salt much in my food from my childhood before i found cow's salt behavior. So i thought might be this salt is the reason behind my ear wiggling. When i grown up friends made me understand that wiggling is not because of my taking salt. My relatives and friends always got fun with this.

I fall in love in time of i study at 8th class. i was 14-15 years of old. It was really a young age to fall in love. I fall in love at the first sight i saw her. She was my class mate. It was hard for me to express my love to her, i felt too much shame when it was matter of girls. I did not even talk with another girls of my class.

One day i was in my room. Someone came to our home same age as my mother , i knew her because she was my crush's mother. I was thinking, did she came to complain about me!? but i did not even propose her daughter yet. Then she told that her daughter (my crush) want to take private tuition with me. I was so so much happy. So many thing happened next that is actually a love story but i like to come to the point now.

I proposed her one day. She was not so much surprised because she has doubt about that and almost sure that i love her by seeing my behavior and looking at her in class. Girls are expert to detect that matter easily. She said 'what quality you have that i should accept your propose?' . i was not ready for that question and i had no instant answer for that. I keep silent for a while. Looked here and there and said, 'I can wiggle my ear without touching it, that not everyone can do, i am sure you must not see this kind of people with your own eyes, so i am unique to you and you should accept me!'. She laughed out loud, got fun and left with a nice smile without any answer. People said silence is the answer of a girl. I do believe that. But i found that wrong after a few months.

Now a days i do wiggle sometimes in front of my wife and she got so much fun with it. Each time i do that she got surprised and asked 'How do you do that?' . By seeing her expression i feel so much happy. Finally i am getting a pleasant result of my wiggle of ear.

I nomintate @sanjibking and @badhonislam .
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