Comedy Open Mic Round # 20 (Stool Analyzer tool)

in #comedyopenmic8 years ago

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Today i am going to introduce you with Mr. Stool doctor.

What! stool?

Yes, stool. Some are already start to make noice of Yuck!Yuck!

There is nothing to do like Yuck!Yuck!

You may have millions or billions of dollar but You have to carry your own shit inside of you. None of your employee can carry it for you. You eat, it recycle and make a shit inside. You are the one who carring your own shit. You might be know that the stool can give you signal of your health.

Yes! you heard right.

Now how to know the condition initialy before going to doctor!

If you are thinking so then you have a good news that there is a website make it easier for you. The website address is http://www.stoolanalyzer.com/

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1st step:
Go to your web browser, type the website address and enter. At first page click the Start Analysis button.
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2nd step:
You will see there is 7 types of stool shpaes. Select your stool type.
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3rd step:
Select the color of your stool.
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4th step:
Select the size of stool mentioned there.
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5th step:
Select frequency. How much time a day you went to toilet and the bowel movement.
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6th step:
Select behavior of it. Is it floating or sinking or slowly sinking!
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7th step:
The final result will be published In this step. A percentile will show out of 100
and the status bad or good or average.
Below the status a small description will provide by the website about your stool
and it will give you a suggestion.
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So what are you waiting for!
Go and start your test in website lab.

I nomintate @badhonislam & @nafij-sura for this contest.

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Well, well, I got superior shit! I wish I had superior brains or something else but I'll settle for superior anything than superior nothing, haha.

Hahaha. thats great dude! What if the status attached on each social media websites :D

I'd tap that poo; I'd tap your poo ungh oh yehh

slurp noise intensifies
so does creepiness

Holy shit, this was actually useful. Thanks

You may have millions or billions of dollar but You have to carry your own shit inside of you

Holy crap, that was deep

I'm making poop puns guys, laugh at it c'mon ya'll, guys and girls cmon

i do test and got "good" status 2 times.

You've got some good shit hombre.

I'll have to do poop observations now... I'll come back later

Haha. Sure! why not! if you have pressure :D

Excellent. Seems like @comedyopenmic contest helps people to digest well ;)

Yeh, we know our shit ;)
Peace.

This is just the shit I was looking for.

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