I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
A woman was having sex in an
apartment 20 floors high with another
man. She then heard her husband
coming… she told her lover to stay like
a robot and not to move.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have
sex with when you are travelling…
Husband: Okay…Lets have sex now…
Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I got
my period, so I will go and make a cup
of coffee for you…
After she left the husband said: Damn I
am so horny, I will fck this robot…he
tried fcking. The man started talking in
a metallic robotic way…
“SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE…
SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”
Husband: Damn robot is not working
properly…I am throwing it out of the
window…The man realized that he was
on the 20th floor and said…
“SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY FUCKING AGAIN.....
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