Stupid Questions 116

American actress Alicia Silverstone, “Chocolate Pizza,” and a “Cleveland Steamer” are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than still more stupid questions. Here is perhaps the last bunch, cowboys and cowgirls:

Do you prefer hot showers or bubble baths?

When is a story like a bell?
(When it’s “told.”)

What’s your favorite pair of underwear?

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys really STILL truly not get? (In Espanol it’s: Que parte “ilegal” no lo entiendes?)

Classy lingerie or fuzzy pink handcuffs and blindfold?

I bought a head of lettuce today. Should I throw it in the trash now or wait and throw it in the trash two weeks from now like usual?

Have you ever masturbated in a public bathroom?

Where is your favorite spot to be kissed?

Would you even care if I failed to include a couple lesbians here?

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
(I don’t know and I don’t care.)

If we’re out shopping for clothes, would you sneak into a fitting room with me?

Did you ever have a drink or three and just really get the urge to tell some of the Facebook friends you never really met to go f*ck themselves?

On a related note, did you get the urge to tell their rude Facebook friends (who know nothing about you but talk sh*t to you anyway) that they can lick your @sshole clean immediately after you’ve had explosive diarrhea?

Are you tired of these stupid questions yet? (Could be since this just really could be the last edition of the series.)

“Boo Who?” (No snarky comment but Halloween is coming.)

“What Have My Chickens Done Now?” (Do you need a comment here?)

“What If It’s True?” (Who cares?)

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