My New Funny Steemit Rules Guide for Every Steemians! Jussht Follow It #Nooffence Please!

Welcome to my funny Steemit guide. I am launching a new Steemit guide that will be the rule for all the Steemians. So my guide, my rules! Jussht Follow…

Rule 1 for Low Reputation Score profile: This is a sin to have Low Reputation Score…Don’t talk or even looks at low reputation score profiles or 5 SBD will be deducted from your account..even mine is too low…so scrap it!

Rule 2 for Whales: Whales are ordered to transfer 10 SBD to my account daily..Why? Because you are whale and I am not..Enough reason I guess..No? Come on buddy..even I am human being…

Rule 3 for Upvotes: I will not be doing anything but I need daily upvotes, specially from whales.. How? How would I know..?? Its now the part of your Steemit job!

Rule 4 for Toppers: People with highest number of post will write for me too! Why? I can be your friend then..Your luck in your hands..I can’t do everything bro..

Rule 5 for Daydreamers: People who want hundreds or thousands of Steem Dollars in one month of starting Steemit… please also write my name too in your list of nincompoop!

Rule 6 for Replies: Doesn’t matter how foolish I have written, standing ovation and applause is required with loads of Upvotes and praising replies on it..I can assume that Whales are getting my point…hmmm??

Rule 7 for Curation Rewards: Nobody is allowed to take part in curation award as once I have curated the cricket pitch in India England match and India lost badly..And Englishman awarded me for that..So I am a No. 1 curator and only deserve this award. But I don’t know why all Indians were after my life after that match?? I guess they were jealous of my award from England!

Rule 8 for Followers: Only following doesn’t make sense..I need all of your bank account details with pins and bitcoin wallets with private keys..after that only you will be called a true follower and I will try to bless you, if you are really luck!...After this, Don’t unfollow me pleaseeeeeee, I beg!

Rule 9 for Me: I will not follow any one but whole community will follow me as a rule..I will not write anything because all of you are here to write for me…on the whole I will not do anything, but just judge the profiles and punish the people who are not obeying above given orders..

Rule 10 for Steemit: Do what I said..Make all the arrangements according to my wish..its your privilege that I..the great UB is here on this platform…Otherwise all other platforms are begging of me to be there…Which one? I don’t know the name…Or I don’t wanna tell you..This is better I guess!

Disclaimer: I know many of you will be searching me to hit me out badly..but this is not to hurt anyone and just for fun. I respect and love each and every one of you guys who are dedicatedly working on this esteemed platform! So just chill and enjoy..Yaa..but don’t forget to Upvote me if I had really able to make you laugh!

So no hard feelings and Keep Steeming Friends!