#1

Parents think its a great idea to bring their small babies in for haircuts. Once they start crying the parents almost put them in a choke hold. That makes the kids cry even harder. Just guess what it escalates to? I bet you guessed right! THROW UP EVERYWHERE!! They got so worked up that they gagged on their own cry and vomited all over me. I have even had parents have me continue the cut afterwards. What the hell!! Just buzz their head at home!!

#2

Where I work, there is a pizza place next door. I have had a client munch down an entire pizza while getting their hair cut. Ewh! Some people complain about finding a hair in their food, others like to eat where there is hair everywhere.

#3

How about the men who think,you don't know “whats up” under that cape? Yeah... Your nasty ass was trying to be sly and shit. Guess who gets to wear the children sized cape?

#4

I swear some of the dirtiest people alive I have met! When a stylist recommends they'll give you a shampoo for free before they cut your hair that means you probably should've showered at least a couple days before you came to get your hair cut. Then after clarifying their hair a couple times the smell still wont go away, and the grime that you find behind their ears is just nasty!