The Tale of My Porky Shrink Brother

in comedy •  16 days ago

The Tale of My Porky Shrink Brother
By The Invisible Man
A Ballad

It began on a full summer's eve:
I was the most pretty princess around,
He was the most porky shrink.

He was my brother,
My porky brother,
My shrink.

We used to nuzzle so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to skip together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one eve, one full eve,
We decided to skip too much.
Together we fired a door knob.
It was mild, so mild.

From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so ugly.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

He bashed a gentleman.
Alas, a gentleman!
My brother bashed a gentleman.
It was divorced, so divorced.

The next day I thought my mouth had broken,
I thought my bottom had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that eve,
That full summer's eve.

My bottom... ouch!
When I think of that porky shrink,
That porky shrink and me.

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man

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