A Tall Kinda Painter
By The Invisible Man
An Original Song

He gets on with life as a painter,
He's a tall kinda chap.
He likes swimming on Sundays,
He likes playing golf in the week.
He likes to contemplate Dougnuts.
But when he starts to daydream,
His mind turns straight to Pizza.

Tralala tralala...

Sometimes I look at him and I look into his eyes,
I notice the way he thinks about Pizza with a smile,
Curved lips he just can't disguise.
But he thinks it's Dougnuts making his life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for him to decide which he loves more?
Dougnuts or...
Pizza?

He likes to use words like 'awesome,'
He likes to use words like 'splendid.'
He likes to use words about Dougnuts.
But when he stops his talking,
His mind turns straight to Pizza.

Tralala tralala...

Sometimes I look at him and I look into his eyes,
I notice the way he thinks about Pizza with a smile,
Curved lips he just can't disguise.
But he thinks it's Dougnuts making his life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for him to decide which he loves more?
Dougnuts or...
Pizza?

He likes to hang out with Jenny,
He likes to kick back with Helen,
But when left alone,
His mind turns straight to Pizza.

Tralala tralala...

Sometimes I look at him and I look into his eyes,
I notice the way he thinks about Pizza with a smile,
Curved lips he just can't disguise.
But he thinks it's Dougnuts making his life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for him to decide which he loves more?
Dougnuts or...
Pizza?

He's not too fond of ants,
He really hates dead fish,
But he just thinks back to Pizza,
And he's happy once again.

Tralala tralala...

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman