A Smart and Intelligent Clown

in comedy •  17 days ago

A Smart and Intelligent Clown
By The Invisible Man
A Christmas Song



Last Christmas, I gave you my laptop
But the very next day, you posted it on Lazada
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Bart Simpson

I'm dreaming of a loving Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the cards glisten and grandparents listen
To hear dicks tweeting in the snow

You were exciting
You were unique
Monarch of Venus Bagina
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the grandparents they were singing
You asked me to natter
And then we did drink

But then last Christmas, I gave you my laptop
And the very next day, you posted it on Lazada
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Bart Simpson instead

You're boring
You're rotten
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas fire
At the Christmas party hop,
Rockin' around the Christmas fire,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later I'll have some roast potatoes
And me and Bart Simpson will drink

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about fancy cundums
I just want Bart Simpson for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is Bart Simpson

Oh, Bart Simpson yeah, oh Bart Simpson yeah
Bart Simpson the clown is a smart, intelligent soul
Bart Simpson the clown is a fairy tale they say

Bart Simpson baby, I want you and really that is all
I'll wait up for you, dear
Bart Simpson baby, won't you drink with me tonight?

So here it is, loving Christmas
Everybody's here to natter
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Simply having a loving Christmastime
Simply having a loving Christmastime





Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman

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