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Hey everyone, here is an awesome shitpost that should go trending within minutes.

I call myself the Uncover Agent because I help people uncover their messages in their books, life and business.
When I help writers write book descriptions, I find that many can’t find their message. They don’t know it, or they know so many pieces of the story that they don’t know what to include and what to leave out. They’re too close to the subject matter.

I have no idea where this is from, but who fucking cares..it's got block Quotes, right?

Formatting a block quote may seem daunting, but it’s actually quite easy. How you format the block quote depends on which style you are using: Modern Language Association (MLA), American Psychology Association (APA), or Chicago Manual of Style (Chicago). All 3 styles format block quotes in similar ways, although there are slight differences between each one.

I mean, shit that has Block quotes is fucking cool right? Just the grey writing alone is the shit.

Use a block quote for quotations longer than 3 to 4 lines. When using MLA format, a block quote should be used if the material you are quoting is longer than 3 lines of verse, such as in a poem. Use a block quote if the text is longer than 4 lines of prose, such as in a novel.
For example, if you are quoting the first stanza from Robert Frost’s “The Road Not Taken,” you should use a block quote, because it is longer than 3 lines.
Another example might be if you are quoting a paragraph from Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. If the paragraph is more than 4 lines, use a block quote.

This is pure genius! Block quotes, quoting block quoting techniques. Which other mother fucker could come up with this shit?

Introduce the quote with a short sentence. Place a colon or a comma at the end of the sentence that leads up to the block quote, depending on what’s appropriate. Use a colon when the quote is a continuation of your thought. Use a comma to show what the author said. For example, you might write:
"Roland Barthes sought to understand the difference between cinema and photography:"
"In his novel White Jacket, Herman Melville argues,"

You thought it was over...no fucking way!

Add the quote on a new line without quotation marks. Unlike short quotations in MLA, block quotes do not need any quotation marks. You will need to start the quote on a separate line. Press enter to create a new paragraph for your quote. For example, your quote might look like:
"Roland Barthes sought to understand the difference between cinema and photography:
My interest in photography took a more cultural turn. I decided I liked photography in opposition to the Cinema, from which I nonetheless failed to separate it. This question grew insistent. I was overcome by an "ontological" desire: I wanted to learn at all costs what photography was "in itself.""

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OK OK, fuck it...Let's just throw in a random meme, so it's not so bland! And voila, this baby is done. We can't make it too long, cos no-one will bother reading it. After all, the attention span of kids these days...pfffffffff
         
         
         

         
         

Now, all I have to do, is wait for some random steemians and their circle jerking friends who have shit loads of steem power and nothing better to do, than curate this bitch to the top of the tree!!!
         
Hang on...how about I just use a bid bot to do the work for me! No idiot is going to upvote this trash, right? Yeahhhh let's take this thing to the moon 🚀🚀🚀
         
See, I'm not a one trick pony after all...Not only did I manage to find room for a meme, but emojis as well! Woohoo!
         
It's always a good idea to italicise the last sentence. Makes you look a lot more intelligent than you really are.
         
I hope you all enjoyed this crap...Until next time.
         
Oh shit, forgot to use some bold...that's better!