Channeling Seinfield…my post about nothing.

in #comedy8 years ago (edited)


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I have a personal goal, one that involves making at least one post a day. Provide something of value to the community as I trudge through the waters as a lowly minnow.

However today, I sit here blankly staring at my screen. What to write? I felt like I had a myriad of topics to touch on just a few hours ago but now they seem but a distant memory.

Finance? Nah…getting bored of that already.

Crypto…..ah who am I kidding I already tried that.


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Maybe I should write my post about reaching 100 followers. My plan was to dedicate my goal to @mattclarke and to point out the fact that I absolutely crushed him in our race to 100.

Challenge Accepted and Challenge WON.

There…done! Next!

I’ve got it…this will be my Seinfield post. A post about absolutely nothing. I’ll just randomly put down my thoughts.

Crap. I have fewer thoughts than I thought. Hey is that a thought? Does that count?

I just realized that I am typing to myself. I think Steemit might drive me to the nut house.

I’ve got it!!! Kitties!!! Everyone loves Kitties!! Nope, can’t do it. If ever I resort to kitties, it will be my last post on Steemit. This is a promise I make to all you Steemians.

Bees? I didn’t know bees could be so popular…bees must make up at least 99% of the payouts on a daily basis.
Imagine a post with a photo of a bee on a kitten? Record breaking!! Hmm…add to my to do list. Find kitten. Find beehive.

How the heck am I gonna end this post? I need to provide something of value, some advice of some sort that I can provide to those that have begrudgingly read through this post of mine. Ah Ha! Perfect…

Always remember Steemians: Be Kind and Rewind!!

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