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WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A
WOMAN IS
REALLY STRESSFUL !!
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Wife: Honey Which teams are
playing?
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Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester
United.
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Wife : Oooh wonderful!
I Love Arsenal..
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Husband: That's a good team...
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Wife: Is Drogba playing?
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Husband: He doesn't play for any
of these
teams...
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Wife: Okay sweeety.
Is that Chris Brown?
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Husband: [bored]
No he is Chamberlain...
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Wife : Okay but they look the
same...
What's that yellow card for?
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Husband: It's a
Warning to the Player.
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After few minutes Rooney scores
for
Mancheste United....
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Wife: [celebrates in high mood]
Is that Chamberlain who has
scored?
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Husband: [calmly] No it's Rooney
for
Manchester United...!!
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Wife: [furious]
How? it should be arsenal who
should have
scored!!
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Husband: [silent]
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Wife: What is that Red card for?
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Husband : [bored]
That means the player should go
out of the
pitch for misbehaving.
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Wife: Then is he going to be a
Coach?
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Husband:[unwilling to answer]
Aaaaaaaaa no...
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Wife: Its the same with Traffic
Lights:
Yellow=Warning;
Red=Danger.
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Husband: Exactly darling...
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Wife :What about the Green Card?
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Husband: Mmmm nothing of that
kind in a
field of play....
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Wife: I want Arsenal to win the
World Cup...
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Husband: [silent]
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Wife: Who is that man standing
who looks like
Mr. Bean?
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Husband: [bored]
it's the Arsenal coach, Arsene
Wenger.
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Wife: that means the other
opponent's coach
is Manchest Wenger?
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Husband:🤦🏾‍♂ [CHANGES THE CHANNEL]
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