URMOM joke thread
What with all the crypto death and world events, we need some comedy, and I need some points for heck sake. So I propose that you Cleveland steemers post up your best "yo momma" jokes. For those of you who aren't in the USA, we have tradition of jokes at the expense of a person's mother, which is not considered a beheading offense, although you can get punched if you aren't good enough friends with the person. You can also get punched anyway.
I'll start, but you guys post more mom jokes or ANY jokes in the comments:
Your momma so fat, I took picture of her last Christmas and it it's still printing.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent
Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!
And here are some Russians on a typical Saturday night activity of drunk naked fire bike jousting. I think nobody is the winner there:
Hey! Post your jokes in the comments, upvote, resteem and whatever. Do the things! or I tell your momma.