Since everybody is attacking Trump I'm gonna try to defend this poor guy okay! I mean, how can you not believe this guy when he said he is offended by the degrading remarks by FBI director James Comey about Hillary Clinton. I mean, when you are in a powerful position you should choose your words carefully right? And Trump is known for doing just that.

Not believing Trump is like not believing Santa Claus and how can you not believe such a jolly old white guy who delivers toys through a chimney to millions of people overnight. Not even mighty Amazon can do that with all their drones.
And look at Trump, he is a jolly old white dude, who delivers many great policy changes in record time. Executive orders are flying like reindeer through the sky, bringing us the joy of polluted air which will make us so healthy that we won't need healthcare anymore.

And now Trump can save all that money to buy us some nice brand new aircraft carriers, jets and submarines which will help him deliver missiles all over the world faster than even Santa Claus.
Think of all the poor kids in the 3rd world countries that Santa can't visit with his reindeer. How happy will they be when finally Trump comes along to bring the joy of missiles to their country. People all over the world will praise him and with him, I mean Trump, not Santa. Trump will be more popular than Santa, can you imagine that?

So much in common, that I have come to think, maybe Trump IS Santa. And it seems like the characters surrounding Trump are his elves.
Look at Jeff Session, doesn't he looks a elf in disguise. Not all elves are handsome you know.
And Kelly Con All the way, she is so pretty she must be a princess right? But i feel sorry for that lady, Trump is working her so hard, she is rapidly degrading from princess to old witch. But a good witch, if there is such thing.
And then we have Newt Getting Rich, now tell me, is he not quite a character?
How about the guy who looks like an owl, the house majority leader Mitch O what a Con.
And then we have the fish guy, whats his name, lying Ted?

Wake up people and open your eyes, Santa and his crew have taken over the white house.