REGULAR SCHOOL ONLY, CANNOT HELP-oo!

PARENTS PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHILDREN TO SUNDAY SCHOOL: REGULAR SCHOOL CANNOT HELP-oo!

TEACHER: Who killed Goliath?
STUDENT 1: It's not me.
STUDENT 2: I wasn't at school that day.
STUDENT 3: I don't know.

The Teacher rushes to the Head Master's Office to report that the students in that class didn't know who killed Goliath. The HM hurries to the class.

HM: Who killed Goliath?
CLASS: We're r not the ones...!!!
HM: If you don't tell me who killed Goliath, you'll see fire today...!!
CLASS (In tears now): We DON'T KNOW ....!!!

The HM, now thoroughly confused and agitated,
turns to the Teacher and asks, "are you sure Goliath was killed by someone in this class?
Teacher faints