💋Funny Ways to Make a Guy Notice you 💄如何令男人注意你(搞笑版)👁 👀

in #cn7 years ago (edited)

Happy Tuesday Steemit babes 👶 ! 3 more days till Friday! Hang in there!! 

我的Steemit 寶寶👶,大家好,今天才週二,還有三天才週五,大家要加油啊~   

Today Swag Princess is going to teach you .................

今天我會教大家如何令男人注意你,當然是搞笑版本,別打我!     


Tip 1: Drop your name cards at train stations 😛

Effectiveness: 1000% given the crowd during the rush hour   

Warning: Some people might step on your name cards LOL 

Successful Outcome: A few good looking gentlemen will pick up your name card and pass them to you and say “Hey, is this your name card? I also work in Central and my name is Daniel Wu. Nice to meet you. May I have your whatsapp?”   


方法一:假裝在地鐵站上扔掉你大量的卡片,記得卡片是印有你的名字! 😛
功效:1000% 尤其是在人流最多的中環站
 警告:你要破費印卡片 
成功結果:有些紳士會撿起你的名片,然後交給你,說:『這是你的名片嗎?我也在中環上班,我叫吳彥祖,很高興認識你。』 LOL    


Tip 2: Pretend to fall onto the ground in front of your crush LOL   

Effectiveness: 100% if your crush is a decent guy LOL   

Warning: He might ignore you LOL and you might hurt yourself   

Outcome: He will pick you up and ask you “Hey Princess, are you feeling okay? Let me carry you to the nearest hospital”   

Then I will let you girls handle the rest. Don't disappoint me girls 🤠 😏


方法二:假裝在你心儀的男生面前滑倒 
功效:100%
警告:他可能看不見你,你可能明天摔傷不能上班 
成功結果:他會公主抱起你,然後問:『小公主,你沒事嗎?讓我抱你到附近的醫院吧』 
(我開始有點懷疑自己給大家的建議lol 😏)


Tip 3: Do not say you learnt this from Swag Princess   

If the guys know you learn the tips from me, they might get mad and downvote me LOL   😜


方法三:千萬別說你是從我身上學的  :P
因為他們會來打我lol  😜


Just kidding!!  See you are smiling now 😆

Hope you guys have a great Tuesday night! 


開玩笑了,不要學啦! 看看,你現在在笑😆,晚安了~    


Follow me @swagprincess  💋


記得要加我 @swagprincess 💋

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As a man, I can give a woman a sugar pack and say:
"Did you drop your name tag?"

nice one haha

lol indeed a nice one!! see who is the expert here haha

Hahaha ao funny you think that is true 😛@swagprincess

haha thank you upbuzz!

Thank you too @swagprincess happy to follow you

LOL it's fun!! You should try one of these to tell us if it works ;p

will report to you :P stay tuned

;ppppp hope you're still alive by then (just kidding)!! I may try try too next time!!

haha! creative one!

haha maybe you could share yours next time haha

I just get your attention la:D

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