老婆又要去找跳大神的了囧|蜜之趣事

这要从我第一个孩子说起，这孩子今年四岁，出生以来都挺乖的，有时候虽然淘气，但不至于做出出格的事儿，但过了2017年后，孩子性情大变，每天白天晚上的哭，而且只要哭起来就不停，一直哭，谁也哄不了，有时候揍他也不管用，屁股打肿也无济于事。
我们全家人都被弄的精神衰弱，天天都精神差极了，休息不好心情也差，尤其有了第二个孩子后，这种情况就更严重了呢，哎，我也发愁，最近正赶上我工作中最重要的转型期，每天被工作弄的焦头烂额，回到家还被孩子这些事所困扰，我真是没有办法，所以和老婆商量着去妇幼医院去检查孩子，谁知全身检查遍了也没有异常。

这可如何是好？就在前天，事情又有变化了，孩子不喝水不吃饭，不论谁喂饭都不吃了。真担心他的身体，小孩子四岁正是需要营养和长身体的时候，如果这样下去，后果真是不堪设想。这就让我想到了前几年我在加油站工作时候认识的老板娘，她是福建人，她孩子当时也四岁，就是突然不吃饭不喝水，连续一个星期就是不喝水不吃饭，她担心孩子有事，就找她们同村人其中一个懂点易术的老人来看看孩子，那人见到孩子，就说这个孩子的嘴被东西给换了，必须赶紧来弄，不然孩子会饿死的，这个老人做了一些古怪的事情，孩子先是晕了过去，第二天孩子就哭着找妈妈说饿死了要吃饭，此后孩子就没事了。

想到这些，我明知自己不是一个迷信的人，但是也不得不往那些方面想，而且我老婆早就要去找懂易术的人去看看，哎，你说这二十一世纪都过了快一半了，还会有这些事，真是不可思议，加上前几天遇到敲门的怪事，我这心里也真是没底，我怕我孩子有事啊，而且现在孩子跟以前也不一样了，我都快不认识我这孩子了，有没有高人来指点我一下，我老婆和岳母已经去找跳大神了，我得尴尬癌又犯了。。。。。怎么办？

我不是一个迷信的人，从来都不是。

我只希望我的孩子赶紧好起来，我管他什么东西，什么妖魔鬼怪，我不怕你，赶紧把我儿子还给我，有什么冤屈可以跟我说，别害我儿子，不然别怪我不客气，哼！

以下为英文翻译，如有翻译不周，请多包含

This is to say from my first child, who is four years old this year and has been very good since birth. Sometimes, although naughty, he will not make any special changes. However, after 2017, the child's temperament has changed greatly Every day and night crying, and as long as the crying non-stop, has been crying, who can not coax, and sometimes beat him do not work, butt swollen does not help.
The whole family has been getting the spirit of weakness, every day the spirit of the worst, bad mood is also poor rest, especially with the second child, the situation is even more serious, hey, I also worry about, recently To catch up with the most important transition period in my work, I was harassed every day by my work and I was still troubled by children. I really couldn’t do anything about it. So I discussed with my wife to go to the Women and Children Hospital to check the children. No exception.

How can this be good? Just the day before yesterday, things changed again. Children did not eat water and did not eat anything. Really worried about his body, children are four years old is the need for nutrition and long body, if you go on like this, the consequences really unbearable. This reminds me of a few years ago when I was working at the gas station boss, she is a native of Fujian, her child was also four years old, that is, suddenly do not eat or drink water for a week is not to drink water does not eat, she Worried about the child something, they find one of the villagers with a point to understand the elderly skilled surgery to see the child, that person to see the child, said the child's mouth was something to change, you must hurry to get, otherwise the child will starve to death The old man did some weird things, the child fainted first, and the next day the child cried to find her mother to starve to eat, after which the child was fine.

Thought of these, I knew I was not a superstitious person, but also had to think to those aspects, and my wife had long been going to find skilled people to see, hey, you say that the twenty-first century have passed Almost half the time, there will be these things, it is incredible, coupled with a few days ago encountered a strange thing knocking, my heart really is no bottom, I'm afraid my child something ah, and now the child is not the same with the past, I almost do not know me this child, there is no expert to point me, my wife and mother-in-law have to find a great god, I have embarrassed cancer again. . . . . How to do?

I am not a superstitious person, never.

I only hope that my child will get better quickly. I will control what he has and what monsters and demons will be. I am not afraid of you. I will quickly give my son back. What wrongdo you can tell me, don’t harm my son, or don’t blame me. Humph!