军训是一种什么体验？What kind of military experience?
美国从卫星拍摄的照片中发现
每年中国8月底
会有300万名左右的"神秘部队"
出现在各大高校
9月中旬陆续神秘消失！
United States found photographs taken from satellites
China every year in late August
There will be 3 million or so "mysterious force"
Appear in major colleges and universities
In mid-September, have mysteriously disappeared!
终于，这一"奇观"又要来了！
今天小编就和你们聊聊
Finally, this "spectacle" come again!
Today small talk with you
军训是一种什么体验？
What kind of military experience?
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《1》
初中军训叫锻炼，高中军训叫改造，大学军训那是服刑。
Military training exercise called junior high school military training called transformation, University of military training that sentence.
《2》
为什么我熬过高考，却要死在军训这条路上。
Why do I get through the college entrance examination, but die in military training this way.
《3》
起得比鸡早
睡得比狗晚
干得比驴多
吃得比猪差
晒得比美国总统黑
Earlier than roosters
Sleep late than dogs
Doing more than the donkey
Eat poor pig
Tan than black US president
《4》
你若军训，便是晴天。
If your military training, is sunny.
《5》
军训第一天，教官说：你们就不要祈祷下雨了，这没用的。
你们知道么，在你们这四千人祈祷下雨时，还有一万五师兄师姐在祈祷天晴，你们比得过嘛？
The first day of military training, instructors say: you do not pray for rain, and this is useless.
You know, when you pray for rain four thousand people, there are fifteen thousand senior sister apprentice brothers in prayer sunny, you won more than Well?
《6》
阳光下的我 是黑色的。
Under the sun I'm black.
《7》
眼前的黑不是黑 你说的白是什么白。
In front of black is not black and white is what you say white.
《8》
我终于明白军训为什么要左右前后乱转了，因为只有这样才能晒得更均匀。
I finally understand why the military parades around the front and rear left and right, because the only way to tan more uniform.
《9》
晒足180天，晒出美味晒出鲜。
180 days full sun, sun drying out the delicious fresh.
《10》
从未如此喜欢过萧敬腾！想让他来学校开演唱会，连着两周的那种！
I have never been liked Hsiao! I wanted him to come to the school concert, the kind attached to two weeks!
《11》
今年整个9月份求高温！求暴晒！求四十度！求没有雨！我们苦点没关系！ 一定要让16级军训的孩子们得到锻炼。
September this year, the entire demand hot! Seeking exposure! Seeking forty degrees! Seeking not rain! Our suffering does not matter! 16 military training must let the children get exercise.
《12》
这种天怎么可以军训啊！一点都不靠谱！我愿意捐出我QQ等级的4个太阳，送给学弟学妹。
How can this day military training ah! That do not fly! I am willing to donate my four solar grade QQ, gave mentees.
《13》
我屁股好痒好想挠挠，我头好痒好想挠挠，我手臂好痒好想挠挠，我肩膀好痒好想挠挠，我脸好痒好想挠挠，我腿好痒好想挠挠，只要一立正我全身痒。
I really want to scratch ass tickling, tickling my head really want to scratch, scratch my arm tickling miss, I miss scratched shoulder tickling, tickling my face scratched miss my good leg tickling I want to scratch, as long as my body stand at attention itch.
《14》
汗水流进了乳沟一直流进内裤还是连续不断的。
Sweat streams into the cleavage has been flowing into underwear or continuous.
《15》
在心中暗暗发誓。要在下一届学生军训的时候。抱着冰镇西瓜坐在阴凉处。看着他们苦逼的在太阳底下训练。然后时不时发出感慨。西瓜真特么解渴啊。
In the heart secretly vowed. To the next session of the students when the military. Holding the iced watermelon sitting in the shade. Watching them hard to force training in the sun. Then from time to time the issue of emotion. What really special watermelon to quench their thirst ah.
《16》
教官对全班说“觉得我长得帅的请出列”，于是全班大部分人站了出来，教官说“你们给我跑操场5圈”。然后教官对剩下的同学说“做人不要像他们那样，不诚实，明知我不帅还违背自己的良心恭维我”。好了，剩下的听口令，立正，向左转，跑操场10圈。
Instructor for the class said, "I think out of the line please look handsome," so most of the class stood up, instructors say, "You give me the playground ran five laps." Then the instructor said to the rest of the students, "Do not be like them, dishonest, knowing that I am not handsome but also against their conscience flatter me." Well, listen to the rest of the password, stand at attention, turn to the left, ran 10 laps playground.
《17》
军训开始了，听见他们喊口号：立挣，向钱看，向厚赚，一二亿！一二亿……
Military training began, heard them shouting slogans: stand at attention, to money, to make thick, twelve one hundred million twelve one hundred million ......!
《18》
团结就是你娘…”懂？
Unity is your mother ... "Understand?
《19》
让你唱，你就唱，扭扭捏捏大姑娘。
Let you sing, you sing, minced big girl.
《20》
本来我以为一辈子都不会用上姨妈巾的。
I thought you will never spend aunt towel.
《21》
军训鞋垫参考:35码225-255mm、36码235-260mm、37码245-265mm 、38码255-270mm 39码265-275mm 39-41码:护舒宝棉柔夜用275/七度空间纯棉夜用275/ABC棉柔夜用280mm；42-42.5:自由点纯棉夜用280/护舒宝棉柔夜用284mm；43-43.5:苏菲棉柔夜用290/安尔乐柔绵加长夜用290mmABC 优先推荐ABC，或许会凉爽些。
Military insole Reference: 35 yards 225-255mm, 36 yards 235-260mm, 37 yards 245-265mm, 38 yards 255-270mm 39 yards 265-275mm 39-41 code: Whisper soft cotton night with 275 / seven-dimensional pure cotton night with 275 / ABC soft cotton night with 280mm; 42-42.5: cotton night with 280 free points / Whisper soft cotton night with 284mm; 43-43.5: Sophie soft cotton night with 290 / ANERLE soft cotton plus night with 290mmABC priority would be ABC, may cool some.
《22》
因为大学的专业选得比较冷门，班里压根儿没有妹子，一个寝室的室友军训的时候不好意思买姨妈巾，都来求我这个帮女友买过姨妈巾的人帮忙，我想不到理由拒绝。。。结果隔壁的以及隔壁隔壁寝室的人都来找我买，你能想象一个大男生手上提满了姨妈巾的样子吗，最后这段经历成了校园里的一个传奇。
Because professional university chosen to be more popular, the class simply had no sister, a dormitory roommate when the military aunt embarrassed to buy towels, I have come to seek the help of his girlfriend bought aunt towel help, I can not think of reasons for the refusal. . . Results bedroom next door and partition walls people come to me to buy, you can imagine a large male hand carrying full aunt towel like it, and finally this experience became a campus legend.
《23》
隔壁班的教官永远是帅哥。
Next class instructor is always handsome.
《24》
肯定有个妹子和教官在一起了。
There must be a sister and instructors together.
《25》
自己班的教官永远和隔壁班的教官有一腿。
Own classes and instructors always next class instructor cheating.
《26》
军训时巴不得教官走，军训完舍不得教官走。
Military training instructor anxious to go, reluctant to complete military training instructors go.
《27》
军训前:自拍，上传 军训后:自拍，磨皮，美白，上传
Former military training: self-timer, after uploading military training: self-timer, dermabrasion, whitening, upload
《28》
军训完整个学校的颜值都被我们拉低了。
Complete military training school Yen value we have been pulled down.
《29》
军训完回家准备洗澡的时候，我妈撇了我一眼“洗澡还戴眼镜啊！”“妈，我已经摘了。。。”
When completed military training home to prepare the bath, my mother apostrophe at me "bath also wearing glasses ah!" "Mom, I have picked ..."
《30》
军训半年后，你会发现你们学校多了很多漂亮的妹子。
After six months of military training, you will find that your school a lot more beautiful sister.
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