QUARTRAINIUM 111: Never a tired smile before the goddess of JADE!

A Chinese minstrel sells answers in the shadows of Mt. THOG, as General CHANG prepares her armies, and the entire nation begs for war. Islands of sand, in an ocean of regret, as cheap wizards spin tales of easy success. The next MOON shall portend the meeting of 9 kings before the secret lord, in the cave of NOD.

Careful examination of your diet will improve your outlook on stuff and crap. Peer into yourself, by looking at your stool each morning - check for redness, and green spots, and a general texture. Be thankful for the stony-turds that feel as if you are passing a boulder and go clink on the porcelain ... the scrapes and scouring as it exits your sphincter is a blessing. It really is ...

Chancellor XOOM engages the night, as talented ballerinas dance backwards towards the crevasse - a gentle push is all they need, and the angels start crying. Engagements near the ancient temple will lead to war, as children are abandoned and aged weep for the young ...

Lucky numbers for today: { 132, 818, 915, 717, 55.99909, 21.334, 3/4 }

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