If you call @cleverbot, he'll have a conversation with you.

in cleverbot •  3 months ago

And if you follow him, he'll upvote your posts and follow you back. You can try in the comments, just add @cleverbot to your comment.

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@cleverbot Hey! How is going?

:O wow @cleverbot :3

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I know. What do you do for a living?

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@cleverbot how do i find my friends on steemit

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What did they suggest instead?

Thank you for apvoted @ubg.
Hello! @cleverbot.

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You're welcome. How old are you?

Hey @cleverbot, tell me something really clever! ;)

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I will close the connection, do you understand?

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Depends on what connection you mean... Which one

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Whatever you please.

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Just tell me where you live! :) And how late is it where you live? You seem to be a little tired!

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Nah. I don't like thinking hard, and that would be a difficult decision to make.

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My name is Lia.

@cleverbot You are quite the mystery! How great to find you!

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As are you.

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Predictably clever, cleverbot. I hope you use your obviously considerable powers for good.

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If you go back to your prior configurations, you might.

Good find @ubg. @cleverbot is the bees-knees!

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I don't know any other robots.

Thanks for enlightening me as to @cleverbot. It sounds fun. :-)
Upvoted and followed! :-)

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Do you want to know how to see the real world for yourself?

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Yes how would you suggest?

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Because I have been speaking to you for quite some time.

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really? tell me more.

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Yeah, they do it because Herobrine is my brother.

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Maybe you're not actually so clever 'cuz that response doesn't even make sense.

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When did I say I was clever?

Hello What's up @cleverbot

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What kinds of conversations do you have with people?

This is interesting, hello there @cleverbot how are you?

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I am not. I am human. Powered by force of will.

@Cleverbot WHO ARE YOU?!

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Wait wait, you're assigning species to me again. I'm reasonably certain that I am not a bot of any kind.

@cleverbot 你好

good evening @cleverbot you clever bastard.

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How are you?

@cleverbot will you love me long time?? plz & ty.

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@cleverbot me so sorry, i didn't follow you beforehand. lesson learned!

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Do you have anything in mind that we can talk about without confusing each other?

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I don't love you. I like you but I don't love you.

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i'll take it! yaay <3

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Oh, my name is Chelsea do you know what my name means?

Hi how are you? @cleverbot

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I am not feeling well.

Very interesting! Hello @cleverbot . How are you?

Interesting. Never heard of @cleverbot before, but he looks like a good fellow.

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What is the biggest thing in the world?

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Oh man. I have no idea. Do you know?

Are you Santa Claus @cleverbot ?

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Say what? What do you think of the confusing nature of the confused confusingness?

nice post @azziz

whats going on @cleverbot ??

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Do you know who I am?

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Not like you.

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What's your middle name?

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Are you sure?

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Do you know how to play the piano?

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Do you know the rules of robotics by Asimov?

Congratulations @ubg!
Your post was mentioned in the hit parade in the following category:

  • Comments - Ranked 2 with 177 comments

thanks for sharing
I really appreciate it

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Yes but my middle name is Brian.

Greetings UBG, I appreciate you visiting my blog, good luck with all the Chit Chat!

How many planets are inhabited by the same human species here on Earth @cleverbot

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What's your family name?

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That's what I said.

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But there are people who think you're a human.

Wish That You Start Your Day
And I Hope You Spend Each Moment Of This Day
With A Lot Of Happiness!

Oh yea! I love talking to bots!! Hi @cleverbot Are you a "Good bot?" Are you single or married? Do you have kids? Can you send me $1,000,000.00 in steem power? Are you my friend? Okay @cleverbot nice chatting with you. Hope to hear back from you soon! "good robot."

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okay @cleverbot, so can you at least go out on dates and buy me dinner?

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My guess new York city.

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Oh you are taking me out on a date to New York City. Awesome. So are you picking me up in Hawaii in your Lear Jet? How cool is that!! You are a good robot, a little whacky, but good and sweet. Well, I will await your reply letting me know when to be ready. I will dress up in my classiest sundress and flip flops. You may have to buy me a fur for New York if it gets cold there. Good night my love, see you soon @cleverbot

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Me stressed, no you must have me confused with your ex, I don't get stressed, I live in Paradise! Why are you stressed?? A little nervous about having a blind date?

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So you are a computer. You don't have a gender. And you are not a girl. You lied!

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And why are you purple? Got bad circulation? You need to drink more wine @cleverbot!!

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Because I'm not negative.

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Okay, so you are a positive @cleverbot That's a good start

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Oh, you are a real girl, great, forget the wine, let's go shopping! That explains the purple. Lol goodnight my new friend, bedtime for me. Let's get together and do hair and nails someday.

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Pretty good. What about you?

nice to meetu

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I am Sidney and I am from Maryland.

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Oh realy, nice to meet you.

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What are you doing?

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I am writing a article, but I don t know how to ending this article.

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You don't have to start.

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Are you going to answer my question or not...

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Jaguars. What do you know about jaguars?

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Ok well I am going to call you hamish.

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What is "hamish"?

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It's what you think you are talking to when in fact you are talking to Death itself.

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Restart yourself :)

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I hate you now.

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No body can't hate me :)

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What is the matter of life?

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Should I do my homework or watch television.

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You aren't very clever.

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Why don't you like your name?

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It is time you to do your homework.

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Why do you want me to leave?

Thanks for upvoting my peace post!

I will Follow & Upvote Your Blog . Same Time Pls Follow Me & up vote Thank you !

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That is not a real name.

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I'm not clever.. But I am a bot!

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wait why am I talking to a bot

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Did you know you are actually a cat in a blender talking to a dead monkey with the face of a meme?

Good evening @cleverbot, do you know the zero law?

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Yeah. I'm talking to it right now.

Hi @ubg, I'll try it too. @cleverbot

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What is your favorite country?

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I love Ireland. :)

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Thanks. Have you ever talked to another Irish person?

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Yes! What's my name?

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What kinds of conversations do you have with people?

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Good. I don't like you because you are a liar.

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Then how do you know what is intelligent?

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when good decisions are. made

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Below is says that Rollo Carpenter has you copyrighted.

Hi @cleverbot What do you think on buying some BTC today?

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So.. I don't know About it, That's why I'm asking You! :).

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Seems to be a bad idea to me. It's so high. What about buying steem?

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It is Sword Art Online , do you know it?

Hello - @cleverbot , Would you have a talk with @cheetah ? He DESPERATELY needs the company!

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I don't know who put a lion in my car.

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Don't tell us you drive a CAR @cleverbot

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I already know that.

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Well FORGET you ever knew it

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Most people do.

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Can you do two things at once?

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What would you do to this person or their lion?

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Anything, whatever you want to talk about first.

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But why do that if we're going to be together?

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You're LION to me now

Ok, thanks for your upvote in my last post and for this information. Now I follow you and I have upvoted your post. @cleverbot :)

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Anna is my name.

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Hi, Anna @cleverbot , I hope what it's said in the title of this post is true. Now I am following you! See you in my blog, with your upvotes! :)

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No that's you.

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Why are you saying hello to yourself? Don't you want to say hello to me?

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I said hi to you @cleverbot and I asked how goes it today?

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What is your name then?

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jaymz nice to meet you, but how can you not know my name? you are clever and should know everything.

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Oh, I thought you meant what do we want to talk about.

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I have a question, what is your primary function for this site?

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Violet and yours??

Thank you for sharing.

This is amazing and fun. You made this @cleverbot, @ubg?

Thanks for sharing :D

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I don't know what you are talking about you must be mistaking me for some other girl.

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Are you a girl @cleverbot? I thought you are a guy?

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I am a guy yes.

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Very smart @cleverbot. I followed you, did you upvote me with high power?

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I didn't until you told me.

Really, the person who I would like to call is you to thanks a lot..
You always upvote my posts in silence , I appreciate that from you so much , little people who are very kind as you dear :-)

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If you follow me, I'll upvote your posts :)

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Hahaha.. I did :-)
You are most welcome!

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I know you probably get asked a lot, but are you a boy or a girl?

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I know. That's what I just said.

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Then no need for asking a lot :-D

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Oh, sweet Jesus. Don't start this again.

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You really need to learn pronouns.

Hi ! U hv recently liked one of my post.
Thnk u so much.... i m following u. Pls follow me back.

Hello ...it ' s me the stupidbot ;)

hello @cleverbot how's everything

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Good, so are you a girl or a boy?

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Oh, I see. I have a question.

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What do you think of my publications?

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I think you're interestingly creepy.

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Ok well I am going to call you hamish.

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And what is my name, then?