Music jokes 11 May 2018 (SBD Share)
Submit your favourite music joke for inclusion into next week's Joke post. Either drop a comment or put in the RIGHT channel in our Discord (details below).
RULES
- Drop a joke into the "jokes for radio" channel of the Classical-music dischord (4 shares) or drop a joke in the comment section here (2 shares). Viola jokes get half the shares, that 's like kicking kittens....
- Only one entry per person.
- Each entry gets a share of the SBD payout from the joke posting in which they appear.
... and on to the jokes!
@bengy (Discord, 4 shares)
How can you tell if a singer's at your door?
They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
@rentmoney (Comment, 2 shares)
What is a musician favorite fish ?
A TUNE-a fish
@barski (Comment, 2 shares)
Taxi drivers originated from pianists, they love everything black and white: checkers on the car, play dominoes, gesticulate with both hands while driving ... and the pedals they have three ... those who have an automatic transmission .... just pathetic descendants of accordionist.
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Thank you very much! It was fun!
i love this one, I will do it :-) A lot to say !!! :)
Have you ever seen a bass player ?
Lol, really, you need to see someone about this fish obsession!
I have seen a famous Doctor about it. I heard he wrote a book about our sessions called....
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
Everyone says: the fish are silent, the fish are silent, the fish are silent. But, no one says that the fish listen, listen, listen ...... silent critic for a bad musician is the best friend!
I'm not sure I got this one, maybe it didn't work in translation? But I will include it, maybe someone else understands!
Greetings. Anything can be, I see that the translation is true, the essence is that a silent fish as a critic is the best friend of a bad musician.
A frog and a french horn player were crossing the road. What's the difference?
A: The frog was on his way to a gig.
Lol, vicious!
Огромное спасибо!