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Here is our first music jokes edition. This will be an ongoing contest for all classical-music Discord members.

RULES

1. Drop a joke into the "jokes for radio" channel of the Classical-music dischord
2. Only one entry per person.
3. Each entry gets a share of the SBD payout from the joke posting in which they appear.

4. VIOLA jokes get HALF a share only (that is like kicking a kitten).

1. Please follow this account, so it is easier for me to find your steemit name.

JOKES

From @bengy

Q: What seperates the violas from the monkeys?

A: The second violins!

BONUS, no extra share:

What is the difference between a violin and a viola?

The violin appears smaller in comparison because of the size of the owner's head!

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From @zpedro

The maestro enters the room and sees one of the double bassists crying. He asks "why are you crying, man?", the double bassist points fiercely to his mate and yells "he detuned one of my strings!", "and that's the reason for crying? Why don't you just pick up your instrument and tune the string?", the man sniffs and yells "yeah I would, be he doesn't tell me which one!"

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From @bernardtjames

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And that's it for the classical-music community joke post. Stick to your day jobs!

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