Amazing Chuck Norris facts

Did you know Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice.

Or when the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

It is also said that what was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

But what most people don't know is Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. AND that there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.