Why not? that from now, Santa Claus is not a man, why not? can be a woman and have a beard, that sounds quite logical, we can also change the suit from red to yellow, why not? we can also make him stop giving gifts, and simply go to marches and protest, why not? and the date, December is a very heteropatriacal month, now it can work in February, and we take advantage of the momentum and change the name to slutty santa. WHY NOT?...