DONT LOSE YOUR CHRISTMAS WEIGHTS

in #christmas7 years ago


Do you wanna lose your Christmas weights? 

You Desperately need a secret formula to achieve this?

You wanna have a kick ass body by the end of the holidays?

By now you think this was a click bait?

Well it wasn't and if you look after a way to lose some kilos then you are in the wrong place

Not only i will state the reasons while you shouldn't lose a single pound but i will persuade you to eat some more! Christmas like any other holiday is the best possible way to gain take some fats but you keep thinking how i look , what my friends and co-workers are gonna say. Don't worry my friends, after you read this, you gonna have all arguments that you need so let's start as soon as possible:

1) Protect yourselves from the cold weather

Mostly in every country that celebrates Christmas the weather is cold so you are forced to do find ways to keep you worm, from heavy clothing to air condition but what if i tell you that you can easily help yourself doing what you love? Yes you go it eat eat and eat. Eating foods you love that probably have fats (who doesn't love chocolate) leading into gaining some weights in which the fat insulates the body's core. 


2)Warm up for the New Year's Eve: 

In case you are thinking after Christmas to start a Diet, think again as the New Year's Eve is approaching and you gonna eat again and after that you birthday,name's day and Easter are close. Don't waste your time with a D.I.E.T (DID I EAT THAT?) and think of it as a warm up for the upcoming holidays, or you can imagine you are a food athlete or a gamer and Christmas are just lvl 1.


3) Don't let down people: 

That's the most important thing above everything else. You are at a family dinner and your grandmother says "eat some more you are skin and bones"  you wanna be cruel to an old lady and hurt her feelings? Imagine this too, having your untie brings a cake at the table, why do you think he brought it just for you to take a look?


4) Be modern and the fashion icon: 

He is not the fashion icon of Christmas

Neither is her


Instead He is the real deal for Christmas. That's your true idol and role model  for the holidays

See ya all and Merry Christmas!

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everyone always encourages you to keep eating in my family. They make it so hard to say no! Merry

so say a big YES and dig in! Merry Christmas to you and your family

Hahahahahahahaaahahaha
Merry Christmas!!!!!!
Lovely Post.
Merry Christmas Friends.....!!!!

thanks a lot!

Thanks you Friend!!!!

hahahaha nice post...
MERRY CHRISTMAS... :)

haha i am glad you liked it, merry Christmas too you too!

Έχεις χιούμορ ,τι να λέμε !

haha ευχαριστώ πολύ!

hahaaa its funny thankx for sharing @filotasriza3

thanks for your comment and merry Christmas!

Wonderful piece. Dont let people down that is a very big moral lesson. Merry Christmas to you too.please keep some chicken for me. Hahah

haha indeed it it is! thanks for the comment and Merry Christmas

haha the good old jolly old fatness! happy holidays.

eating, one of the greatest things in the world! Happy holidays to you too!

Eat well n don't let people down.merry Christmas to my friend

haha! Merry Christmas to you too!

If you don't see your Christmas weights, does it mean they are not there?

loool, a nice post even if it was a click bait, looved it!

I hope you have an amazing day today, and every day!

Thanks for making me smile

if you aint seeing it , it means it doesn't exist :p
it wasn't a click bait, i wanted to start it like that and make some believe that it is the opposite of the title ( with diet stuff) but i kept the spirit of fatness! :P

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