After the 6-day blackout, Maduro decides to change his name to Christian Gray

The gentleman who burns all the light bulbs of Miraflores when he hears changa, Nicolás Maduro, decided to change his name and call himself "Christian Gray" after seeing all the pain inflicted on Venezuelans during the blackout of more than 6 days in all the National territory.

Maduro, who has counted in his ministerial cabinet meetings that uses peanut butter and diablito in his sexual practices, spoke on national television to announce his change of name: "I really like to make Venezuela a lot of treats, right? (sic) When I remove the light and leave it dark and incommunicado while there is repression and death - and all those things that FAES does - I feel like Christian Gray with his Anastasia. This name makes me feel like a urchin, like Elias when he opens Pornjú (sic) in the office, he thinks I do not know, but he always leaves the windows open. What I did to them of the blackout is nothing with what I intend to do to them when I grab them and send them black water through the pipes or the prisoners in jail for tweeting or simply, I'm still president of Venezuela ... it's that I get horny just thinking about it, because That's what you like, that they do painful things, "said Maduro as he asked Elias Jaua to read him the last chapter of" 50 shades of Gray "before going to bed.