My Grumpy Chimp

My Grumpy Chimp desperately needed a CD player that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Chimp found a Harry Potter wand that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Chimp always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often sit and look at. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

My Grumpy Chimp desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

My Grumpy Chimp desperately desired a custard pie that they would drop. This is certainly a new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a custard pie being the item selected.

My Grumpy Chimp desired a wig that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.