My Silly Chimp

My Silly Chimp owned a big sponge that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is exciting. A big sponge of all things.

My Silly Chimp desperately needed a hat that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to select.

My Silly Chimp desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be an original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a block of cheese of all things.

My Silly Chimp needed a tomato that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

My Silly Chimp desired a piece of paper that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it

My Silly Chimp always kept a porno magazine that they would throw. It is considered to be an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item selected.