My Ugly Chimp

My Ugly Chimp always carried a bottle of coke that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of coke of all things.

My Ugly Chimp owned a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

My Ugly Chimp needed a rubber chicken that they liked to break. It might be an unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Chimp always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes cuddle. It is a somewhat surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

My Ugly Chimp always carried a sponge that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Chimp desired a crown that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a crown is the item to opt for.