My Stupid Chimp

My Stupid Chimp craved for a stretchman that they sometimes drop. It was a new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Chimp desperately craved for a sponge to embrace. It might have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to choose.

My Stupid Chimp searched for a cucumber that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was magnificent. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

My Stupid Chimp searched for a tomato to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was fun. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to select.

My Stupid Chimp owned a big sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Chimp always had with them a big sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is an unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a big sponge being the chosen thing.