His Dodgy Chimp

His Dodgy Chimp desired a little monkey that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the item selected.

His Dodgy Chimp needed a bottle of coke that they liked to worship. It would have been a fairly unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

His Dodgy Chimp desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to choose.

His Dodgy Chimp always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often break. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it

His Dodgy Chimp desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often throw. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

His Dodgy Chimp always carried a condom that they would often experiment on. This seems a different thing to do, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.