The Hens Ran Off With The Neighbor's Rooster... (I think they might be kind of slutty)
I was sitting on the deck with my daughter last night when we heard a knock at the front door. Upon answering the door I find my neighbor. Apparently, his rooster came over and rounded up 4 of my hens and took them home to his coop to sleep. He looked a little embarrassed and awkward. As if I would think he had the rooster trained to steal my chickens. He looked a little surprised when I burst out laughing.
I have never heard of this behavior before. The rooster had to journey down the bridle path that runs behind everyone's 2 acre lots. When he arrived he had to find some rooster-less, moral-less hens who were easy enough to leave the home that feeds them and follow a strange rooster back to his coop. Apparently, I have 4 ladies who just go home with anyone who shows up. SMH.
I guess I have to get a rooster to protect my girls from this dangerous behavior.
They look innocent enough.. But?
Horny cocks?
Hahaha, that's just too funny!
Oh! NO
You may need a Rooster of your own.
Very entertaining!! Thanks @whatsup!! Steem on!!
Way too funny! :D Good one!
Bless 'em! They were only doing what comes naturally!
I hope you have found them a beau by now, it is obvious that they need one!
That's hilarious. Love this line "he arrived he had to find some rooster-less, moral-less hens who were easy enough to leave the home that feeds them and follow a strange rooster back to his coop.". I'm trying to come up with a cock and chick joke nut I am coming empty. Just too dirty your daughter might read this. lol.
At least got them back. If you do get a rooster you will get sun rise wake up calls even on your day off. ><
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