So cool to follow your journey to independence!

I'm renting in heavily regulated suburbia now, I'd love to break away, obviously. I can hear roosters in the distance when walking the dog in the morning, but they're banned on my street.

Too bad someone couldn't breed a stealth chicken. It'd have to be grass green so it blended in with the lawn... And ultra quiet... able to be house-trained... Either that or have plumage that made it look like one of those useless rag-mop dogs - no one would suspect a thing until it laid an egg XD