The Chicken Incident 😌

My mom brought home two huge chickens last night. She was quite surprised when after I'd seen the chickens, I laughed so hard I was crying.

Why was I laughing?

Last month in school, I went to see a very good friend of mine close to the Agricultural science poultry unit. As I stood to have a conversation with her, a Leghorn was staring at me. It wasn't just staring but it had a weird expression on its face, like it was daring me to touch the girl.

I took the dare and touched the girl. The Goddamned chicken became hysterical. It sqwaked and danced and jumped and...

Phew...

I looked at my friend.
"How do I buy that chicken? "

Once the chicken heard that, it shut the hell up. It was too late though. I bought it and took it home.

If you think we made up and lived happily ever after, THINK AGAIN.

That sucker was tasty. 😋